THE SIGNS WITNESSING A MURDER

Aries: *Gets involved somehow and is carted off to jail*

Taurus: Shiiiiiiiit

Gemini: Lmao *actually cries*

Cancer: Im gonna leave now....

Leo: Cool dude

Virgo: Not today Satan

Libra: EWWWWWWW

Scorpio: *Is the murderer*

Sagittarius: What

Capricorn: I can help dispose of the body for a small price.

Aquarius: Can I keep the corpse

Pisces: Pls god no why me

March 23rd    + 10996

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